The Hares and Hounds:
Stefan
Linda
Kevin
and Me
Take off in reverse order (slowest to fastest) and run to Deep Cove via the Knee Knacker course
Distance:
8 miles approximately
Car Ride:
The car ride to the coffee shop was interesting (wish I had my camera), we stuffed in Kev's car which meant Tom was riding in the back of a station wagon curled up like a little cinnamon bun - we had to fight to keep Coo off of him.
The conversation was all about TIME. How long did we think it'd take each of us to finish. There were various strategies discussed;
Some had researched Knee Knacker times and then there was the "Iron Knee Theory" (half your iron knee plus 10 minutes). My theory was to be close to Linda's time because I have a similar pace and make sure that I calculated at least 1:30 per km slower then the dudes.
Times decided. Rules set. And we were off.
I'm going to rip the band aid off now...
I went the wrong way. Right out of the gate. Instead of making a hard right and heading straight towards Lynn Canyon suspension bridge I headed left in towards Lynn Headwaters park along the road, crossed the bridge and took the Lynn Connector towards Rice Lake - WRONG - what a silly little bunny I was.
I realized my mistake pretty quickly (it meant 15-20 minutes of extra running) and was bummed for a couple minutes because it meant I'd definitely be passed and I would probably not be passing anyone (unless they also made a wrong turn). I didn't let it get me down, it was a great day to be outside and I had Tom/Duncan/Stefan manhunting me from behind, that is enough motivation to keep running fast if I do say so.
Eventually Tom and Duncan zoomed by me as I approached up the Seymour Grind and Stefan cruise by well I was climbing the Seymour Grind - its scary when you hear them begin to approach from behind... I was wishing for some turtle shells like they have in mario cart to shoot at them as they passed. Tom even shouted positive thoughts..."you can still pass us - come on!" My thoughts were still more focused on where I could get those turtle shells.
I had so much fun running this little challenge and I was really excited once I reached the end and heard the crew was already scheming for version 2. I tried to persuade the them to head by to the start and to rerun it so I could redeem myself but my pleading fell on deaf ears. It was coffee time - I get it.
Lessons learned (I don't want to share all my secrets - but here's a few):
Don't forget your watch. This is not the run to be one with nature.
Bring bananas, mushrooms and stars - you'll need them
Oh and know the route. DON'T GET LOST. Getting lost not only means losing, it means you have to take the piss at coffee.
Can't wait for version 2.0 and to redeem myself. Thanks for organizing Duncan it was an awesome time!












































